You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
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every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
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There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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