the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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