I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
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I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
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He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
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