Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
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Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
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You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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