First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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