If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
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whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
As shirtless as possible
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
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Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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