Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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