Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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