if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
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She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
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Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
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