gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
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Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
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Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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