Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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