i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
The beer is more important than you right now.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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