I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Houston, we have a blender
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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