1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I look better un-naked...
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
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Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
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These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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