Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
His nipple licking is glorious
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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