The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
we're making bets on your personal life
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My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
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is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS