Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
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then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
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you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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