Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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