if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
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