shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
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