C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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