She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
