thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
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Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
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Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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