Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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