Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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