Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
i out mim tonsoeep
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