yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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