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(828): View more from North Carolina

what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before

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(404): View more from Georgia

we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother

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(225): View more from Louisiana

is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?

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(307): View more from Wyoming

you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood

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(718): View more from New York

bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch

(917): View more from New York City

I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation

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(+33): View more from France

It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"

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(+61): View more from Australia

it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'

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(586): View more from Michigan

There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.

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(630): View more from Illinois

I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."

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