She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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