She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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