The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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