he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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