Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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