I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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