at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
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'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
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Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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