So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
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college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
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The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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