Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
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Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
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Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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