just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I am available for nakedness
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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