sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
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I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
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I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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