That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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