Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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