Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
