Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
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no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
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MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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