Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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