the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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