But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Randomize
