My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
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