I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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