Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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