I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
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Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
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Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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