It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
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