So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Randomize