ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
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I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
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Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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