I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
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Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
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I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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