I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
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blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
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It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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