In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
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I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
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If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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