He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
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Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
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I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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